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“ Ahh, Don't worry too much about getting someone's name wrong, Madge. We know who you meant. ”

“ Oh, Look!! It's Hollie Vise's Birthday. One thing I've always meant to ask her: When you go to one of them elaborate Big 12 Championship Ring Ceremonies, is it okay to wear your Everyday Flip Flops or... ”

“ Hey, it's Alicia Sacramone's Birthday, innit? This is kinda weird, but every so often in key situations in them Bronco games, I swear I've seen a five-foot D-Back take the field and just blindside the... ”

“ I agree that her splits were something that could be improved, but I don't think you can say the judges didn't take her seriously. She had a Gold and 3 Silvers. Most people would take it. As for why s... ”

“ One thing I'm fairly sure of is that none of these ladies are currently spray-tanning. That's really not a bad thing. Iowa ain't the Jersey Shore. That's definitely not a bad thing either. Orange you ... ”

“ Just wanna wish people a Happy Thanksgiving and I hope none of the birds you people had were as scrawny as the ladies in this video!! Have a good one!! ”

“ If Shawn teased her hair up, like, reaaaally high, I think she could be the tallest dame in that picture!! Oh, it counts. I checked with the judges. You might not want to train with the big hair, thou... ”

“ You might not want to throw in too many Pasadoble moves right away on Floor, Shawn!! Chicks might find that snooty. Snooty? Can ya Pasadoble alone? I don't know this stuff. Alright, I guess I'll head ... ”

“ Cool!! Don't forget to bring your hoodie, Shawn!! ”

“ If her comeback is successful, I keep hearing that Shawn Johnson will forgo the customary leo in any future competitions and, instead, compete in a black hoodie and stretch pants. I'm not sure if ther... ”

“ "Why isn't Alicia Sac. not doing FX?" After taking a year off, I'm not sure she felt her body could hold up to training 3 events right away. I think there's an interview from Worlds where she says she... ”

“ Shawn got injured training for the 2014 Super Giant Slalom Team. ”

“ For any of the ladies on the team having problems with nerves, listen closely to what Alicia has to say. She'll know when to relax you with a joke or when to get you fired up for the competition!! The... ”

“ I just wanna say Wu-Yang Forever!!! ”

“ Anne's gonna have to learn to speak all these languages, but she still has a week. ”